Non ERB post -- Football O'clock!

-This is my first non ERB post in quite some time.

-It is football o'clock across the country and I, for one, am excited (except for the remainder of the Michigan season. We will not be discussing that crap here. Other than to say that they will not win a significant game until Lloyd Carr is fired).
-So here it is, prediction time: The Motor City Kitties will go 14-2 this season!! That's right!! 14-2. No, I am not crazy, yes I am on drugs, no I'm not drinking this morning, yes, you read that right, 14-2. I WILL NOT predict another 4 or 5 win season for the Kitties. Been doing that for the last 5 years. I am taking it in the opposite direction. Let down is imminent, but I, for one, am choosing to enter this season with a very optimistic view of the squad.
-First up they take on the Raiders in Oaktown. They are the only team who was worse than the Kitties last season. Scoreboard: Leos 42 Oaktown 6. Man, crack is a great drug. Ouch! I just burned myself on my pipe. Time to kill that pain with a nice hit o' meth.
-What say you bout' the Leos or yer favorite squad? Superbol predictions? Let's talk some (non beisbol) sports.