Tuesday, May 08, 2007

May 8-Special Kalamazoo Edition

-If you did not go to Western Michigan University or never visited me or my cronies there, then this post probably ain't for you, so go look elsewhere. NOW! I said NOW!
-If you went to Central Michigan University, you wasted 4-7 years of your life and probably a whole bunch of money.
-I spent an afternoon in Kalamazoo last week for work, so I took a driving tour and snapped a few pictures with my cell phone. There's something for everyone...even Jackie!
Click on pictures for a better look.

Pictured above is the best house I ever lived in. 1240 Forbes. For 2 years, Brick, Jackie and E called this place home. We were also robbed. I love that house.

Next we take you to Grove St. Holy shit, what a hole. It also came with a hole in the inside/outside room. I am amazed that it is still standing and that currently someone lives there. Wookie's Escort used to be permanently parked out front, used for "claming" and also as an outdoor urinal. E, Wookie, Mulder and Nitsuj lived for a year. God bless America, that place sucked soooooo much. It also smelled very bad.

This is an apartment located in the heart of the student ghetto on the corner of Vine and Locust, where Smalz, Annie and Melissa lived for a year. I hated this place. It was a 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom. For all three of them! Possibly WORSE than Grove Street. I said possibly...

The top level of this yellow building (421 Hilbert) is where Brick spent the last two years of his college days, binge drinking and crying. It is very close to Forbes St.

This parking lot right behind Martini's Pizza is where Smalz and Melissa lived for a few years. No, they did not live in the parking lot (however, that would be funny). The house that used to be there burnt down a few years ago. I used to do my laundry there. It is located at the corner of Village St. and Westnedge.

Right around the corner from that parking lot is the famed 4th Coast Cafe. It is a coffee house that was frequented by many of mi amigos (ESP) back in the day. They have some fantastic cinnamon scones.

Last, and least of all is Godfathers Pizza (Gafa's). This is where Jackie used to work as a delivery jerk. She used to bring home pizzas. I once saw E eat an entire XL thin crust pizza in one sitting. We were egging him on "get mad at it!!" And he did get mad at it, yes he did, very mad. Their pizza made me sick more than one time.

Well, that's all from our trip down memory lane. Hope you enjoyed the pictures. If you have a story about any of these locations, please share them with the group in the comment section.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the walk down memory lane...I'd trade (just about) anything to be back there again!!! & there's NO WAY our house was worse than Grove St.!!!!!

Smalz

Brickmyers said...

Not getting much love for this post. I thought for sure that the Bakewells, E's etc. would chime in. Guess not. Choads.

Anonymous said...

I just saw it! Good time, bad times...you know I had my share!!! I would love to be back and having a great time! GO BRONCOS

JB

Shab said...

No pictures of the Bakewell apartment (PORCH) where I used to live? If you remember I thru HUGE bashes? The place where you could cook, take a crap, shower, and sleep all by rotating 180 degrees in one spot! Or the DAVIS ST house where you hung out on the porch when I was not even home. I am sad. No pics or nothing. JERK!

e. said...

Grove Street: Throwing King Dons(?) at the walls; whipping eggs and bacon grease at the trees in the backyard; pasting leaves to the ceiling during a mental breakdown; sledding down that retarded hill with Pound; drawing diks on nate's breakfast cereals.

1240 Forbes: Assassins; wonderful laundry facilities; missing heat-ducts; Bakewell's scorched burrito; 14-hour Real World viewing sessions; non-stop drinking.

Hilbert: Watched out the window as a drunk girl stumbled out of her car after rear-ending my pontiac 6000.

Godfathers: Jebus, that was some bad, bad pizza. Seriously, the worst.

Thanks, BOL, for the trip down mammary lane.

E.

Brickmyers said...

-Nice work E. I was going to put something in about the dix drawn on Mulders Apple Jacks, but decided to mention the hole instead. King Dons on the walls, that was great. I also remember breaking bottles against trees as well. I bet there is still a bunch of broken glass back there. The mental breakdown was very memorable too.

-Shab, I went to yer house on Davis one time. I totally forgot about the smallest apt. in the world as well. Sorry, I would not even know where it is anyway. Stop crying. You spent more time at the places pictured than anywhere else.

Who said this:
"Hey Bol-man, you are coming from home?"

Shab said...

Bol, I truly appreciated your post. Forbes memories...I not only torched a frozen bean filled turd in the microwave by mistaking 2 min for 20 but also almost burned the place down by falling asleep in a chair while my cigarette slowly ate away at the carpet. Not to mention breaking bottles over my head while wearing a sweet helmet. Some days I think I should still be wearing that helmet.
SEE YA AT THE ZOO!!!

spec ops said...

i was only there a year, but i've got a few memories as well. some days i really miss it.
what's up?! the mrs. wrote me the other day. glad to hear from you...tara. and to see you ryan.
congrats on everything. fun times.
here's my email. you should use it.
machina_the_machine@yahoo.com